The man who walked

For the first time since those halcyon days of university, I wrote a story. And it doesn’t rhyme. Not one bit. 

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He walked. He walked miles, and not just miles but miles in their hundreds. It was hard to tell how long or how far he had walked, and if you asked him he couldn’t remember himself, either. He just walked. With no destination or purpose except the placement of one foot in front of the other, one foot in front of the other.

 

Why are you walking, they called. What are you raising money for? What are you teaching us? Do you have a website? He did not have a website, or a lesson to teach, or a cause. He was just a man who walked. Not fast – it wasn’t a race, and he wasn’t walking to any particular schedule – just at a steady, walking pace; stopping to look at things along the way and resting each night.

 

He wasn’t happy and he wasn’t sad. He posed for photographs with people who thought he was interesting but preferred to take the photographs himself. Of waterfalls and funny place names and different-looking trees. He spoke like a man with no past; no accent or stories or addresses to send postcards to. He was just a man who walked.

 

The weather was the one thing which could change his mood either way. The sun made him walk slower, take more photographs, rest more often. The sun made him answer questions with more words than usual. The rain, however, made him run. Made him sleep late in the beds of B&Bs and in rooms above pubs; made him ignore shouts from cars and shops as though he was unable to hear.

 

And so people gave him things. Because this man who walked needed taking care of it seemed, and so he found himself presented with dry socks, and a new raincoat, and after a while a new pair of trainers. Small things, small, second-hand things which people were planning to throw away; clothes people had already worn to decorate in or jackets handed down from brother to brother. He said thank you and went on his way; dryer, and warmer than before.

 

He continued this way for months, years. Nobody was counting the time, not least him. Absence only has a number when there is someone waiting for your return. Nobody was waiting for his return. Not least him. He continued this way until one day, unexpectedly, under a grey sky on an otherwise empty road, he saw ahead of him a man. Just a man who was walking.

 

Eventually they met. On this high road over the brow of a hill, and it seemed right that they should stop. His tongue was thick in his mouth after so long of speaking to himself alone, and he asked the man what he suddenly, urgently wanted to know.

 

Why are you walking, he asked.

 

The other man smiled quietly. He looked out across the landscape; green and empty and vast. The man followed his gaze out over the fields. They saw nothing.

 

No reason, the other man said.

 

They walked on. And a short while later the man stopped. Abruptly. He stopped and he laughed aloud to himself; laughed at the absurdity of a man walking for no reason. And as he laughed until tears began to form a haze across the sky, he remembered her face, the morning she left. The morning she walked out with nothing but the clothes on her back and his heart in her hands. And he realised that there was no distance a man could walk to find her; no room above a country pub in which she waited, asleep like the princess in the fairy tale.

 

Quietly, in the next town, he called a taxi to take him home. The man who walked; driven home to his empty house in his borrowed clothes.

 

 

What’s this? Oh, just 14 poems.

Over the past month or so I’ve written in every spare gap I could find in the day – and some not-so-spare, meant-to-be-working gaps too. Here are a few words for you to peruse this Sunday evening.

 

When Hemingway comes to dinner

EH 2723PToday is Ernest Hemingway’s 115th birthday. Impressive, huh? There are few writers I fangirl over as much as Ernest Miller Hemingway – not only because of his peerless prose, but because he inspired The Hemingway Club (essentially me and my friend Rob drinking too much and writing things). A lover of alcohol and cats and Paris, Hemingway was also one of the most badass writers of the entire twentieth century (and looked pre-tty sweet in a uniform, too). So Happy Birthday Papa – here’s a poem just for you.photo (78)

When we drink too much together

This poem should be kicking back in a sun lounger relaxing on the sandy shores of my NEW WEBSITE, but I’m a terrible web developer and have been defeated by WordPress one too many times. So for the time being we’ll have to continue hanging out right here; surrounded by last year’s Christmas decorations and lots of far-from-flawless wordsmithing.

Since I stopped writing a poem every day I’ve been busy – busy rediscovering gin and laughing too much and watching The Office until my brain stops working and visiting Barcelona and flailingly failing at Watchdogs and generally enjoying a lovely summer. But tonight, for one night only, here’s a POEM. Just like the old days.

I miss them sometimes, those old days.

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Let’s get drunk and talk about our feelings

The bits and pieces I’ve scrawled recently can be found on Instagram, but if you aren’t down with that hipster tech, I’ve replicated them below for you. YOU’RE WELCOME.


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Last haiku

I did it! I wrote 40 poems in 40 days! And I didn’t give up, which is good – especially since this whole concept was entitled DON’T GIVE UP. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: doing more of what you love is good for you. So log out of Facebook, stop checking your work emails when you’re not at work, and do what makes you happiest in every bit of spare time you can find.

And don’t give up. Ever.

Way with words

The best thing about being a writer (after, of course, the brooding alcoholism) is other writers. Writing is for the most part a solitary pursuit; beloved by introverts and the socially awkward, so it’s nice to find other writers whose words you appreciate, and who in a small way make you feel less alone in your choice of strange lifestyle. It’s even better when you meet these writers in person, or when these writers are your friends. Sometimes you’re super lucky and one of these writers is your BFF, and although reading their work can frequently make you want to launch your laptop from the nearest window and give up immediately, because surely you could never match such peerless prose, most of the time it’s just dandy to have a writer for a friend. If only because there’s always someone who gets your witty puns.

Way with words

Your way with words,

the way you play with nouns and verbs

to make mere language into something sublime,

your way with words is far more majestic than mine.

Your way with words makes my way with words

look like no way at all; makes the things I have to say

seem so small and yours as tall as the tallest tree.

With this way with words you are, by far, a much better writer than me.

But that’s okay. Because of all the ways that words could be,

your way with words is my favourite way.